What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:18
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
CM Punk comes out as the Doctor of Thuganomics and is cheered in Saudi Arabia - Cageside Seats
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
☆ what's the thing that made u fell in love with your bias?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
M’s Kirby struck in face by 103 mph line drive - Seattle Sports
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
American Airlines plane diverted because it was too big to land at airport - WKRC
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
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